TRUE ALARM!!!

What Yong Quan say is very true(exept for the oil price hike part)!!! (that is why it is true alarm), smiling is spreading like wild fire, I bet you are even smiling now. Please consult your nearest clinic/hospital specialised in treating such cases. Too bad those clinics and hospitals weren't set up yet, so sad for all of us, please cry... ... so that you will not smile (haha).

Some people will not smile, some will only smile inside their hearts, some smile on the outside, but not inside (fake smiles), some smile on the outside and inside (true smiles).

Scientists have manage to classify laughs into three different catergories: hahaha, hehehe and hohoho; all of which have different characteristics of its own. They also have concluded that when you laugh, you will also sub-consciously smile at the same time.

Hope you don't get accused of cheating if you smile during your exams.

ave6

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ALERT!!!

WARNING!!!!

There is a contagious disease looming around Singapore!!!

It is not SARS, HFMD, Avian Flu etc.

It is...

=D

SMILING!!!

Yes it is contagious! Do you not know?
If there is a big, unhappy group of people, just get one person to smile!
Within 10 miniutes, the whole group will be SMILING!!! THAT IS SO DEADLY!!!
Most of the diseases are passed by contact, but SMILING is AIRBORNE!!! It is THAT DEADLY!!!

The Treatment? Block out your minds with HOMEWORK AND USELESS KNOWLEDGE!!! Teachers are already using this treatment! See how effective it is? Teachers NEVER SMILE AT ALL!!! This is how effective this simple treatment is!!! Other people, like Mas Selamat, government officials are using a slightly different treatment. Mas Selamat uses BOMBS as his treatment, while Government officials uses weak rebuttals and "debates that gets you nowhere" as their treatment! AND IT IS AS EFFECTIVE!!!

Scientists report that there are no vaccines found yet for this deadly disease (=D) but they are working on it. One of the scientists, Dr. Lam E Crab, comments "So far, the global cure is the rising oil prices! Statistics have shown that the percentage of people smiling in Singapore has decreased from 80% to 55%." Therefore, our dear friends from the Middle East, please continue to HIKE THE OIL PRICES!!! THEN WE CAN WIPE THIS DEADLY SMILING DISEASE OFF THE PLANET!

Singapore! Let us work together to nail out this disease!!!








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Suggestion done.

Hello everyone. This is Hairil ok. Grrrr!
Erm, as you can see, i have edited the blogskin!
Yaaayyyyyy! Im so happy. Enjoy.
And ya, i m a tech geek. :)

Feeling Good?

Clement wishes all good results for your exams... if you deserve it. Study Hard! All the way and all the Best!

ave6

YO GUYS!!! okay sorry for the loud exclamation. i feel like its been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time since i went CCA.and...this is my first blog entry. YAY ME!!!!whatever anyways i just wanna tell you guys that no matter what happens within us we should all stick together.[song"we're all in this together" plays]ANDD i realise that there are some coflicts and several things going on in between us. but lets put that behind us and remain united. By the way today's assembly on ASEAN was super boring and lame!!!!AHEM anyway...seriously guys now that the musical rehearsels are going on , most of the seniors are going to be away. and by the way how is your plan on the 'eldds gaining recognition by refusing to take part after a while?' haha i think i'm beginning to sound corny. AM I??? anyways....is there any updates on the ELcamp this year. please say its on may 27th. i have something on that day and i REFUSE to go for it. ok ya i am crapping. ok whatever. if anyone feels that i blog very lousily and think that i should stop putting in entries. DREAM ON!!! i'm still going to continue(when i feel like it) okok. before i go i just wanna put up some lame jokes i get on the net. tell me if you like it!!!

[1] Fool
Earth may stop Rotating,Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!

[2] Lunatic
I've written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. you should Know What you R. & Once you Know What you R. Mental Hospital is not So Far .

[3] Dead Fool
Why are Egyptian's Children always confused? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

[4] Mental
My friend, the best quality. that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental . 10% Senti and 90% Mental.

[5] Animal
Birds love you,> monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!

[6] Tough Luck>

Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!

[7] Doggone
After engagement : Superman> After Marriage : Gentleman> After 10 years : Watchman> After 20 years : Doberman

[8] Joker
Sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the joker

[9] Monkey
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree..Plz try later."

[10] Brainless
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain..Kindly tell them ur age...


haha. thats all from me. CHEERIOS!

MaNgAlS-DRama queen:)

YAY!
I've been added to the blog! :)
Anyway, on a serious note: Please do NOT tag on the tagboard if

1. You want to spam or flood
Please do NOT spam or flood the blog tagboard. Not only is it unsightly, it is difficult to keep track of messages.

2. You want to talk to your friend
Do not attempt to use the ELtagboard as a chatting system like MSN where you engagae in free communication with your friends. Please do that in private, or on any other chatting software.

These points are drawn from what happened today, before CCA when the Sec2s were happily spamming the tagboard. As such, they should be referred to as a guideline and new points would be added as the blog gets OLDER AND OLDER.

Action would be taken against those who misuse the blog and/ or its other counterparts. Visitors who spam would have their messages deleted. If this occurs for a second time, the user's I.P. address would be banned from the system.

For your information, the school's I.P. address has already been blocked from posting onto the tagboard.

Don't let the next one be YOU.

Please, for new posters, do LOOK at the post on MARCH 12: the set of guidelines for making your post an enjoyable one. Also, you may be EXHILARATED to note that the length of the blog has been extended to 14 posts per page, than the older 7 post per page. This was implemented for easy reference purposes. :)

CHEERS
SHAWN!

Continued from...

Hello all. Remember my story on a thermometer & thermostat? I'm going to share its meaning to all of you It is about being either one. It is our choice. We can see that when others need us, we could either ignore (thermometer) or help (thermostat). Lets all be thermostat in EL!! BB

ave6