ALERT!!!

WARNING!!!!

There is a contagious disease looming around Singapore!!!

It is not SARS, HFMD, Avian Flu etc.

It is...

=D

SMILING!!!

Yes it is contagious! Do you not know?
If there is a big, unhappy group of people, just get one person to smile!
Within 10 miniutes, the whole group will be SMILING!!! THAT IS SO DEADLY!!!
Most of the diseases are passed by contact, but SMILING is AIRBORNE!!! It is THAT DEADLY!!!

The Treatment? Block out your minds with HOMEWORK AND USELESS KNOWLEDGE!!! Teachers are already using this treatment! See how effective it is? Teachers NEVER SMILE AT ALL!!! This is how effective this simple treatment is!!! Other people, like Mas Selamat, government officials are using a slightly different treatment. Mas Selamat uses BOMBS as his treatment, while Government officials uses weak rebuttals and "debates that gets you nowhere" as their treatment! AND IT IS AS EFFECTIVE!!!

Scientists report that there are no vaccines found yet for this deadly disease (=D) but they are working on it. One of the scientists, Dr. Lam E Crab, comments "So far, the global cure is the rising oil prices! Statistics have shown that the percentage of people smiling in Singapore has decreased from 80% to 55%." Therefore, our dear friends from the Middle East, please continue to HIKE THE OIL PRICES!!! THEN WE CAN WIPE THIS DEADLY SMILING DISEASE OFF THE PLANET!

Singapore! Let us work together to nail out this disease!!!








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