TRUE ALARM!!!

What Yong Quan say is very true(exept for the oil price hike part)!!! (that is why it is true alarm), smiling is spreading like wild fire, I bet you are even smiling now. Please consult your nearest clinic/hospital specialised in treating such cases. Too bad those clinics and hospitals weren't set up yet, so sad for all of us, please cry... ... so that you will not smile (haha).

Some people will not smile, some will only smile inside their hearts, some smile on the outside, but not inside (fake smiles), some smile on the outside and inside (true smiles).

Scientists have manage to classify laughs into three different catergories: hahaha, hehehe and hohoho; all of which have different characteristics of its own. They also have concluded that when you laugh, you will also sub-consciously smile at the same time.

Hope you don't get accused of cheating if you smile during your exams.

ave6

P.S This news report is copyrighted and should not be copied in any way without the offical permission from the author (organisation: CCA)

ALERT!!!

WARNING!!!!

There is a contagious disease looming around Singapore!!!

It is not SARS, HFMD, Avian Flu etc.

It is...

=D

SMILING!!!

Yes it is contagious! Do you not know?
If there is a big, unhappy group of people, just get one person to smile!
Within 10 miniutes, the whole group will be SMILING!!! THAT IS SO DEADLY!!!
Most of the diseases are passed by contact, but SMILING is AIRBORNE!!! It is THAT DEADLY!!!

The Treatment? Block out your minds with HOMEWORK AND USELESS KNOWLEDGE!!! Teachers are already using this treatment! See how effective it is? Teachers NEVER SMILE AT ALL!!! This is how effective this simple treatment is!!! Other people, like Mas Selamat, government officials are using a slightly different treatment. Mas Selamat uses BOMBS as his treatment, while Government officials uses weak rebuttals and "debates that gets you nowhere" as their treatment! AND IT IS AS EFFECTIVE!!!

Scientists report that there are no vaccines found yet for this deadly disease (=D) but they are working on it. One of the scientists, Dr. Lam E Crab, comments "So far, the global cure is the rising oil prices! Statistics have shown that the percentage of people smiling in Singapore has decreased from 80% to 55%." Therefore, our dear friends from the Middle East, please continue to HIKE THE OIL PRICES!!! THEN WE CAN WIPE THIS DEADLY SMILING DISEASE OFF THE PLANET!

Singapore! Let us work together to nail out this disease!!!








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Suggestion done.

Hello everyone. This is Hairil ok. Grrrr!
Erm, as you can see, i have edited the blogskin!
Yaaayyyyyy! Im so happy. Enjoy.
And ya, i m a tech geek. :)

Feeling Good?

Clement wishes all good results for your exams... if you deserve it. Study Hard! All the way and all the Best!

ave6

YO GUYS!!! okay sorry for the loud exclamation. i feel like its been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time since i went CCA.and...this is my first blog entry. YAY ME!!!!whatever anyways i just wanna tell you guys that no matter what happens within us we should all stick together.[song"we're all in this together" plays]ANDD i realise that there are some coflicts and several things going on in between us. but lets put that behind us and remain united. By the way today's assembly on ASEAN was super boring and lame!!!!AHEM anyway...seriously guys now that the musical rehearsels are going on , most of the seniors are going to be away. and by the way how is your plan on the 'eldds gaining recognition by refusing to take part after a while?' haha i think i'm beginning to sound corny. AM I??? anyways....is there any updates on the ELcamp this year. please say its on may 27th. i have something on that day and i REFUSE to go for it. ok ya i am crapping. ok whatever. if anyone feels that i blog very lousily and think that i should stop putting in entries. DREAM ON!!! i'm still going to continue(when i feel like it) okok. before i go i just wanna put up some lame jokes i get on the net. tell me if you like it!!!

[1] Fool
Earth may stop Rotating,Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!

[2] Lunatic
I've written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. you should Know What you R. & Once you Know What you R. Mental Hospital is not So Far .

[3] Dead Fool
Why are Egyptian's Children always confused? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.

[4] Mental
My friend, the best quality. that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental . 10% Senti and 90% Mental.

[5] Animal
Birds love you,> monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!

[6] Tough Luck>

Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!

[7] Doggone
After engagement : Superman> After Marriage : Gentleman> After 10 years : Watchman> After 20 years : Doberman

[8] Joker
Sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the joker

[9] Monkey
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree..Plz try later."

[10] Brainless
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain..Kindly tell them ur age...


haha. thats all from me. CHEERIOS!

MaNgAlS-DRama queen:)

YAY!
I've been added to the blog! :)
Anyway, on a serious note: Please do NOT tag on the tagboard if

1. You want to spam or flood
Please do NOT spam or flood the blog tagboard. Not only is it unsightly, it is difficult to keep track of messages.

2. You want to talk to your friend
Do not attempt to use the ELtagboard as a chatting system like MSN where you engagae in free communication with your friends. Please do that in private, or on any other chatting software.

These points are drawn from what happened today, before CCA when the Sec2s were happily spamming the tagboard. As such, they should be referred to as a guideline and new points would be added as the blog gets OLDER AND OLDER.

Action would be taken against those who misuse the blog and/ or its other counterparts. Visitors who spam would have their messages deleted. If this occurs for a second time, the user's I.P. address would be banned from the system.

For your information, the school's I.P. address has already been blocked from posting onto the tagboard.

Don't let the next one be YOU.

Please, for new posters, do LOOK at the post on MARCH 12: the set of guidelines for making your post an enjoyable one. Also, you may be EXHILARATED to note that the length of the blog has been extended to 14 posts per page, than the older 7 post per page. This was implemented for easy reference purposes. :)

CHEERS
SHAWN!

Continued from...

Hello all. Remember my story on a thermometer & thermostat? I'm going to share its meaning to all of you It is about being either one. It is our choice. We can see that when others need us, we could either ignore (thermometer) or help (thermostat). Lets all be thermostat in EL!! BB

ave6

moral...

The moral of the story is to spare a thought for others. In life, there are countless people around you, some of them is in your CCA. Do treat this people well, value and remember them.
Do not be just engross in our own selfish needs and wants only. ^^

ave6

RE:the post below

LOL. I forget to put my name. The post below is brought to you by Clement.

My 1st post.

Thank you for taking time to read this post, it is my pleasure.

Recentlly I have not been very active in EL but I ask for forgiveness as I'm very busy, but not to worry. I will try my best to be more regular (not upsize) in attendance.=]

Just some things to share. It will be a story, then some conclusion.

Many of us play maplestory right? You would find this story familiar.

Once upon a time, there lived 2 brothers. They were farmers who need to support thier families.

One time, there was a drought and the farmers had a harsh time harvesting thier crops of rice. The older brother, thinking that his younger brother has a big family with 5 children need more rice, brought some of his own rice to his brothes's rice shed at night. The younger brother thought that his older brother need more rice as he was the one who stays with their parents. He also brought some of his own to his brother's shed.

They used different pathways and never met.

When they went back, they were surprise to see that they still have the same amount of rice in their own shed left. They thought it was a blessing from heaven.

On the next night, they were both thinking that they should share thier blessings. So they did the same thing. But this time, they used the same road and met. Looking at each other, they drop their sacks of rice and hug each other and cried.

THE END. I will tell you the moral of this story on my next post. BB

Sports Day... -.-

Hi all! Yong Quan here again...

Anyway, about the JG debate,
When? 28th March
Where? (I cannot remember)
Motion? This House would change the minimum voting age to 16
AND GUESS WHICH SIDE WE ARE ON... OPPOSITION.


Post about Sports Day? Sure.

That day was boring personified. Even some stupid hard homework like PHYSICS suddenly became so interesting on that day. (yes I brought my homework to do, and no I'm not a study-fanatic)

Honestly speaking. Who would want to go and cheer? Ok, maybe some. But if the school makes Sports Day "non-compulsary" I am ready to bet that at least half of the school will not be there. Anyway at where I was sitting at the Cheng house position, some people sitting at the most top rows were throwing paper aeroplanes down... I can symphatise with that, I mean, even watching the Scouts unload the hot-doggidy-dog-dawgs is more interesting compared to watching someone sprint 100 metres. I got nothing against sports, but honestly, I was very unwilling to go. My day started out on the wrong side of bed... literally. If you are interested, this is how my day went before the sports meet.

1. I woke up and wanted to turn over to check the time, and I fell out of bed (as I was sleeping at the side)
2. I knocked into my wardrobe door head-first because my room's exit and the wardrobe are side-by-side.
3. I accidently drank some disgusting thing instead of my usual "morning coffee"
4. Raindrops the size of bullets started to pelt when I just left the house.
5. I sliced my finger while trying to open the stupid umbrella
6. And realised my umbrella was leaking.

DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I WOULD APPERICIATE AND FIND SOME ENTHUAISM IN THE SPORTS MEET?

Well... that's about it. And my friends and I were betting about the runners during the Fartleg race. What were we betting? Which runner was going to fall within 50 metres from the finishing line.

That's all ladies and gentlemen. Have a happy-hala-ho weekend!
Yong Quan

My lightbulb goes on!

Following the shenanigans of Sports Day, when Hairil taught me a new word "montage", which happens to mean collage, yep, a bright idea returned. ^^ . Yea, and if you have no idea what i am saying, dictionary.com is always good. I'm practising some vocab in this post. Here goes the chockpot of ideas.

Apparently, I asked Mr Bryant last year if we could have something like a festival for Arts... and he said it was going to be a lot of planning... and very clashing, resulting in my ambivalent attitude towards this brainchild as the time passes.

He was right to some extent. Ah well, I would've liked to see this happen. C'mon, we have Sports Day, then we have Maths and Science Week, both of which no one really pays attention to. As majority of us (or all of us) would have agreed, have something to entertain you during Sports Day, and the only thing worth listening to during the M & S week is probably the soap-making.

This just goes to show ...

1. There is no outlet for Arts (C'MON UG HAVE THEIR OWN DAYS!)

2. There's no specific interesting thing that appeals to people who happen to NOT belong to any of the aforementioned groups ... My mum said that I coudn't be interested during sports day because it just wasn't my thing.

3. Why shouldn't the school pay more attention to aesthetics and stuff outside of the boring curriculum! Isn't it obvious?! Only an early human wouldn't understand how art - the cornerstone of creativity and intelligence - is mandatory in advancement! (This will be furthur explained in an upcoming post)

Yep, anything that you can add to this list, is very good for a petition .. (that is going to be ignored anyway).

Honestly, we should have such a festival. Very very renaissance if you ask me. =) We should have everything to do with the Arts ^^. By that, I mean all non sports, ug or science ccas. All over campus. Everywhere! Ahh .. that would be a dream come true. Darn, I can be such an idealist.

This might not happen in this school, maybe in a tertiary institution. Or in another arts-respecting school.

Yep, and the film that is in discussion. It's most likely not going to happen, but hey, at least we gotta get the first part done - planning, scripting bla bla.

I think i'm going to be laughed at if anyone outside of EL reads this. You guys have absolutely no clear idea about this ... it's a going to be a painful, humbling, embarassing experience throughout. Very muc because people don't think much of us, or whether eldds is capable of nurturing people. But as far as Constance is concerned, she has done her job.

As Shakira would have said when it came to an artistic project: It's a baby, and it doesn't come without the delivery pains. Anddd she'd say it in a cool Latina Colombian accent.

CHEERS,
♥Cornstance♥

sports day. whee.

Okay for those clamouring for an update, I have it here! By the way, a number of posts are underway, so look out for them ... Joan is going to post soon too.

Well, for one thing I was late today, not a good start, but hey! didn't have to listen to the speech.

Sat at Ai House for a few hours straight, with my butt, legs and brains going numb. And that darn loudspeaker. Honestly, WHAT'S WRONG WITH SPEAKING NORMALLY?!! It's not like we can't hear and those poor souls near the loudspeaker lost their hearing. Sometimes the clashing of songs get too loud and that really really isn't a good thing. Nothing to entertain myself with.

If there is anything to be happy about, at least the teachers' games were entertaining for a bit. Not bad to see runners race neck to neck. As for the rest of the parts, it was hum-drum. I'd rather do lessons. It was so boring, I could barely talk crap. =(

Speaking of things I'd rather do: some are horrible suggestions, but still not as bad.

(DISCLAIMER: NO OFFENCE INTENDED, WHATEVER IS WRITTEN IN THIS POST IS FOR THE SELF-ENTERTAINMENT OF A DEPRIVED SOUL, SO DON'T BE TOUCHY AND LAUGH ALONG WITH ME, JUST IN CASE YOU THE READER ARE SOMEONE WITH AUTHORITY)

1. Be at an art museum. I can watch still paintings and not be bored. (not being sarcastic here, I can appreciate Da Vinci's genius instead of letting my IQ slide because my brain was painfully inactive today)

2. Watch a play (horrible ones? With sub standard actor? I have no idea which is worse)

3. Not listen to another speech or sit through the parents teachers address. That was worth listening, and when it wasn't, at least you have classmates to do self-entertaining)

4. FALL ASLEEP MY ABSOLUTE FAV!

5. Change the words of the cheers, disturb the councillors looking at my un-enthu face.

eg. "Chicken feet ha-ha all the way" => " Dde-kha" all the way. (Pig trotters in dialect)

6. Go for musical training, I prefer being entertained by the looney instructor.

7. Listen to some music that doesn't come out of the loudspeaker. I hated the teeny bop songs Thinking very little Madonna, in the mood for some Beyonce and Rihanna ... (caught up at home)

8. Arrange the Ruffles and Twisties and Skittles to form "GO (shawn's genius comes here) TEAM JURONG! on the field or the track... so that the airplanes in the sky can see.
(my brother should stop watching art attack in the morning)

9. Work on the film storyline so I wouldn't feel insulted =). Gotta love it when you feel smarter than other people. HEE HEE

10. Illegally tap the mic system... Who knows what you could do?! MUAHAHA.

11. Appreciate Shakira's genius and Beyonce's vocal prowess, she can be a pretty emotional singer, Irreplaceable has a few emotions inside her voice, watch out for it: Vindictive(vengeful), Upset, Pissed off, Apathetic(not-caring), the last one i can't remember.

12. Hunt for Mas Selamat. Not your average treasure/scavenger hunt okay!

13. Maybe the National Day Rally Speech wouldn't be as boring ...

I'm pretty dry on ideas now. Soo .. yeah. Hairil was quite entertaining by the way. You know what you did~ . He was extra mean. As you can see, the word "genius" was repeated many times .. ahh it so reflects my screaming head.

Do post what House you were at, and what you did. And please add to the list above, or elaborate on any one suggestion =) I hope you all had a nice day. Because I sure didn't.

Something to smile about ..
♥Cornstance♥

The MUSICAL

I heard that there would be one more elimination as we have 6 people, but they only need 5. The 6 are:

Constance (Sec4 ELDDS)
Mangala (Sec3 ELDDS)
Shawn (Sec3 ELDDS)
Angelica (Sec2 ELDDS)
Marlyna (Sec2 ELDDS)
Nicole (Sec4 Dance)

As in the previous post, the storyline would be in 3 main parts.
Act I the PRESENT.
There would be a Chinese calligraphy class with the students writing the Chinese word YAN, which means ROOT. They would encounter problems and their ever so caring Jurong teacher -.- would educate them and bring them back into time.

Act II the PAST
There will be this time machine that the students would travel in through time and see all the events that JSS has participated in. Other CCAs like dance, choir even basketball and voleyball would be engaged to do a HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL styled dance to feature the sporting history of our school. Which leaves the audience to wonder... what about the ARTS?

Act III the FUTURE
This part would be featured on what the school loves most. Future School

THE ELDDS DECLARE THAT

As a very regretted fellow JSSian, the English Language Drama and Debate Society of Jurong Secondary School (OMG!) throughly do not support the school in their attempt to put up such a wonderful propagandish musical that would promote the school in its not very rich Chinese heritage and 'glamorous' sporting achievements. We're proud to be part of such a ____ school with a long, rooted ,thickskinned history where the physical and sporting arena is very much paid attention to and where the arts and aesthetics field get less than a quarter of that much deserved recognition. GO AWAY TEAM JURONG!

HURRAYS TO ELDDS FOR BEING SELECTED AND AWARDED THE UNWANTED HONOUR TO PUT UP THIS NOT REALLY BEAUTIFUL PIECE FOR THE SCHOOL!

only hear the GOOD and RIGHT stuff :D

CHEERS
SHAWN
Your BELOVED POLITICALLY NOT CORRECT Blogger!!